Create succinct, witty writing out of lifeless gobbledygook

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What you get with this Offer

IMAGINE THIS - actually getting excited about what you’re reading! Well, you’re about to...

I am the wit behind 'heapswhitty Creative Communication' that has spread its literary wings across both hemispheres including Australia, New Zealand and the UK. I work from home. I communicate via email, phone if necessary. I will give your project the attention it deserves - no rush jobs, no dawdling. Just 100% creative content for your audience, written with creative flair and produced with a proper understanding of marketing.




Why hire me to write your content? There's stacks of reasons. Here's the most exciting...

100% UNIQUE - My work is always freshly created. Plagiarism is a thing for the weak.

100% RESPONSE RATE – I’ll always respond with something constructive and never miss an agreed deadline.

YOUR BLANK CANVAS IS MY CHALLENGE - I'm highly trained to turn a blank page into a work of art. Framework skeleton or fleshing out - I'm on it.

NEVER A DULL WORD - I thrive when writing outside the box. Odd, wild or just plain ridiculous - hit me!

ALWAYS ENGAGING - You need something smart & eloquent that will keep readers interested. That's my style.




I am unique as a creative copywriter as I specialise in professional marketing, making my writing succinct, SEO-friendly and targeted to the audience at hand. I have worked in professional Marketing and Communication roles since 2010, collaborating with non-for-profits as well as leading on creative content campaigns with big brands such as the Guardian, Virgin and FutureLearn. And yes - I have a wicked sense of humour too, so quirky, engaging content is my absolute niche.




I'm fully trained and competent in the written word, whether focusing on: creative or objective - online or offline publications - fact or fiction - BIG job or quick job - private or professional clients. This Hourlie is your chance to send some content my way (50 - 500 words) so we can see how amazingly well we work together.

Get more with Offer Add-ons

  • I can work on an additional 500words content

    Additional 1 working day


What the Freelancer needs to start the work

(this bit's important)
In this Hourlie I offer my professional creative writing, editing and proofing services. Happy to provide writing samples, just holler! Please only purchase for small-medium sized jobs (50-500 words). If you need a greater amount of text considered simply let me know and I'll send you a tailored quote.

You're just my type, and I'm yours.
All I need are 3 things from your lovely self to get started:

1. Basic written outline of your project & its current status (blank page, needs editing, proofing only)
2. Tell me your expectations - desired writing style, preferred file format, anything it MUST involve.
3. Your trust. It's essential. And some excited anticipation!

With these things, I can kick-start your project and before you know it the shiny, finished article will be in your hot little hands. Easy as pie (and result is just as tasty).