My novel is finished. For now!

I'm after a professional to cast their eyes over my hard work - different eyes to mine.
Fictional. 80,000 words.
A quirky adult read, but if you don't like animals (especially cats) then this possibly isn't for you.
Dry wit and a shade of sarcasm must be in your make-up, and if you like a 'tipple', all the better.
English must be your native language.
You're possibly a beta reader. Or possibly an open-minded editor that would enjoy perusing something different. I do not need a proof reader at this moment.

More in depth requirements will be furnished according to replies. Worthwhile budget to be discussed.
I deeply appreciate your time.