I need somebody to write a punchy 'industry guide' for me

Please see the two attachments. One is an example of the style and overall content that I need written, but for my specific industry and subject line. The other document show what I have written so far. As you can see, it needs finishing off. I will provide a final brief for content and help. I am looking for somebody with a good writing style, who can add a punchy dialogue to the document and a little humour along the way.

I only need you to provide the text as I will have our designer add pictures and artwork the final document up.

We are a vehicle graphics company, raccoon.co.uk and the document is to provide a guide to how best to brand your own vehicles.

I need this producing by February 1st.