Naughty Elf cartoon sketches required ASAP.

I initially need 1 cartoon sketch creating ASAP for a crypto website. Been let down by other guys on Fiverr, the standard received wasnt acceptable. Please see attached. I'm looking for the designer to use their imagination and make the sketches funny. Once I'm happy with the initial cartoon we can proceed to create another 10 images.

The images are to be of a Naughty Elf on the shelf with adult humour, similar to the images from fiverr but I would probably rate those a 2/10 against the standard I'm looking for.