Write article about funny quotes

Num. of articles: 5
Words per article: 500
Information for the blog/website: website about funny quotes
Industry: Entertainment
Topic: funny quotes
Tone: Humorous
Outline & Structure: I need 5 article:

1. Funny quotes about school
2. Funny Thursday quotes
3. Funny kitchen quotes
4. Funny gun quotes
5. Funny brother quotes

Each article needs to have about 500 words of text + 10 quotes

Thanks
Adam
Extensive research needed: no
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