A very simple Wordpress site (mature theme)
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Branding/Graphic Design/TV & Film Graphics/Illustration/Powerpoint/Presentations/Web Design
London
Web Project Leader & Tech-Savvy Digital Marketer | WordPress Custom Website | Woocommerce Products
Singapore
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Description
Experience Level: Intermediate
General information for the website: A collection of rants
Kind of development: New website from scratch
Description of requirements/features: I need a very simple website built from scratch. I usually build sites myself in Drupal, but I want this one to be Wordpress and I can't be arsed fiddling about with it, so PPH it is.
From the outset, this is *very important*: if you are offended by swearing this is not the job for you. The reason I've put 'mature theme' in the job title is not because it's to be a site filled with naked ladies but because the entire purpose of the site is to be very rude, with the worst possible language. Not discriminatory I should add, there's nothing racist or homophobic or whatever going on here let me assure you, but there will be a great many uses of words starting with F and C and so on. You will understand what I mean when I tell you the URL I've registered.
Anyway, I've done no more than buy the domain/hosting and install Wordpress on it. I have a very simple design I want followed and for a competent developer this shouldn't take more than a couple of hours. It is sort of a blog I'm trying to make, so it's words not images, which should make things easier. I have a colour scheme and font I want used if possible but I'm flexible on that.
I don't know how much you people charge for this type of thing so be sensible with bids and I won't be tight.
If you can demonstrate you understand a typical British/London sense of humour, you've got a far better chance of getting the job.
Extra notes:
Kind of development: New website from scratch
Description of requirements/features: I need a very simple website built from scratch. I usually build sites myself in Drupal, but I want this one to be Wordpress and I can't be arsed fiddling about with it, so PPH it is.
From the outset, this is *very important*: if you are offended by swearing this is not the job for you. The reason I've put 'mature theme' in the job title is not because it's to be a site filled with naked ladies but because the entire purpose of the site is to be very rude, with the worst possible language. Not discriminatory I should add, there's nothing racist or homophobic or whatever going on here let me assure you, but there will be a great many uses of words starting with F and C and so on. You will understand what I mean when I tell you the URL I've registered.
Anyway, I've done no more than buy the domain/hosting and install Wordpress on it. I have a very simple design I want followed and for a competent developer this shouldn't take more than a couple of hours. It is sort of a blog I'm trying to make, so it's words not images, which should make things easier. I have a colour scheme and font I want used if possible but I'm flexible on that.
I don't know how much you people charge for this type of thing so be sensible with bids and I won't be tight.
If you can demonstrate you understand a typical British/London sense of humour, you've got a far better chance of getting the job.
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Chris L.
100% (40)Projects Completed
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