Illustrator Need for Unusual Children's Style Book

I am looking for someone to create several illustrations for a children's style book that isn't necessarily for children. It's about an unlikely superhero that attacks his evil foes with poop and diarrhea. So while there is no nudity or graphic imagery, you have to be comfortable with drawing lots of poop and diarrhea. If this isn't for you, I completely understand. It's a bizarre project.

I'm looking for funny 2D illustrations similar to something you would see in Mad Magazine.