Design Poster with Multiple Quotes

Information for the business: Personal
Industry: Art and Design
Design details: Hi
I'm looking for someone to make a series of quotes into a poster for me. They are all things that my friends and I used to say to each other and I'd like to create a poster that we can all have a copy of.

The quotes are - each quote is a new line -
Seriously?
I'm the best you'll ever have
Do I scare you?
Make me feel fantastic
Alcohol - it is our friend
Alcohol - it is not our friend
Cos I need nuff protection from da elements
Is that an apostle?' - 'No, it's just a rock!
It's been hard work - I mean tiring!
You're mean - but in a good way... you're harsh - but in a good way...

I've attached a couple of posters I've seen of a style that is similar to the one that I'd like. I like the use of different size text and fonts in both to give you an idea of what I'm looking for.

Colours - these examples are just one colour. I think I'd like the quotes in different colours though. Let me know the best way to give you some examples of the colours I had in mind!

I would like to have all the design files at the end and will be printing it out as an 8x10 in full colour.

Thanks
Laura
Content on the front/back side and body: Content in the notes
Ideas for the visual style: Different fonts and sizes for each quote
Extra notes: