I need a great cartoonist for funny print quality cartoons

Design details: I need humorous/funny black and white cartoons
Should be print quality (high quality for printing in a brochure or similar publication)
I need a total of 16 different cartoons
For each cartoon I provide a description of what I want to be drawn. Below is an example of an actual description:


A homeless man (torn clothes, maybe a sleeping bag) is talking to an attractive woman – she seems to be shouting at him and he has a look of surprise on his face. ‘I cannot be in a relationship with a vagabond, I am leaving you,’ she is shouting. ‘But honey, you said you loved me for who I am, for my generosity. So I donated all my wealth to charity,’ the man is saying


For each description I just need one cartoon, not a series. Where two people are talking please use speech bubbles to show the dialogue but on one cartoon.

It will be helpful to sketch a quick cartoon using the above description to show me a sample of what you do. I don't mind a low quality or watermarked sample. Please note that you will not be paid for the sample.

I will provide all the 16 descriptions to the freelancer I choose.

Thanks for your interest.
Messages to communicate through the design: I will provide further details after choosing cartoonist/illustrator
Ideas for the visual style: Style should be similar (consistent across all cartoons)
Extra notes: I have attached an example of potential styles. These are suggestive only