Part code ninja , part cloud wrangler , full-time chaos tamer for databases, APIs, and CFOs’ nightmares
For 3+ years, I’ve been the “Swiss Army Knife” of tech stacks – if your backend,...Read morePart code ninja , part cloud wrangler , full-time chaos tamer for databases, APIs, and CFOs’ nightmares
For 3+ years, I’ve been the “Swiss Army Knife” of tech stacks – if your backend, cloud, or databases were a messy room, I’m the Marie Kondo who sparks joy in every JOIN query and deployment pipeline.
Now after 3 years of mastering backend systems and DevOps in fast-paced industry environments, I’m now embracing remote freelancing to focus on location-independent collaborations. Let’s turn your tech challenges into solutions so robust, they’ll make your competitors cry in the cloud.
Why I’m Your Remote-Ready MVP:
Async Ninja: Timezone-proof communicator – Slack, Loom, or carrier pigeon (your call)
Industry-Proven: Built APIs and databases that handle real-world chaos, not just textbook cases
No Meeting Zombies: I optimize workflows like I optimize SQL – ruthlessly. (Your calendar will thank me)
Remote Transition: Actively seeking teams that value results over desk chairs
I Break (and Fix) Stuff Elegantly:
Database Whisperer: If tables were cats, I’d be the human they actually obey. Specializing in:
Schemas so intuitive, even your cat could query them (if cats could SQL)
Query optimization: Turning “Why is this taking forever?!” into “Wait, it’s done already?!”
ETL pipelines that turn raw data into ML-ready champagne
☁️ Cloud Magician: I make servers disappear… into serverless wonderlands!
CI/CD pipelines that deploy smoother than a TikTok dance trend
Kubernetes clusters tighter than a Beyoncé fan squad
AWS/GCP setups so cost-efficient, even Scrooge McDuck would high-five me
Backend Jedi: Building APIs that handle traffic like a NYC subway veteran:
Systems architecture – because duct tape isn’t always the answer
Node.js microservices that scale like viral cat memes
Debugging skills so sharp, I once fixed a race condition in my sleep
APIs that laugh in the face of 10K RPM traffic
Why Work With Me?
✅ Data Scientist’s BFF: I turn your “garbage in, garbage out” into “diamonds in, unicorns out”
✅ Zero-BS Debugging: I fix bugs before they write their breakup letter
✅ Cloud Cost Dietitian: Once saved a client $15k/year by murdering zombie servers ☁️
✅ Documentation Chef: My READMEs are so clear, even your PM will nod wisely
✅ Zero Downtime Zen Master: Deployments so smooth, users won’t know you updated
✅ ACID Compliance Guru (Explained via pizza : “Imagine your toppings never slide!”)
Recent Wins (That Made Clients Do Happy Dance):
→Transformed a client’s “spaghetti database” into a 5-star Michelin schema (query time: 12s → 0.8s)
Built a real-time analytics engine that processes data faster than my dog spots squirrels ️
Automated deployment pipelines so reliable, the client forgot what “rollback” meansQuery Optimized a 12-second SQL query → 0.8s (Client review: “Witchcraft?!”)
Reduced AWS costs by 55% using spot instances and ruthless right-sizing
Moved legacy systems to Kubernetes without breaking a sweat (or a service)
Geek Credentials (Fun Edition):
☕ 10/10 would debate indexes over coffee
⚠️ “SELECT *” should come with a parental advisory label
NULL? Let’s fight. I’ll bring the transaction logs.
ORMs: Great until they’re not. Let’s talk boundaries.
My IDE theme? VSCode Dark Mode: Because Light Mode is for JSON Newbies
I dream in ER diagrams and wake up writing migration scripts
Let’s Team Up If You Need:
→ Database Disasters ("Why is this query slower than my grandma’s dial-up?")
→ Cloud Bill Shock ("Did AWS just rob us?")
→ API Performance Anxiety ("Our users are ghosting us during peak hours!")
→ Deployment Drama ("Our ‘temporary’ fix became permanent… help!")
Let’s nerd out over: Query optimization, infrastructure Tetris, and why NULL is both a blessing and a curse.
P.S. – I promise not to judge your legacy code. Much. and if your tech stack was a Netflix show, let’s make it a binge-worthy hit instead of a cancelled flop.
(I’m actively seeking full-time remote roles. Let’s build something that works so well, we’ll forget we’re continents apart. )