Deeply nuanced copywriting (by the world's worst painter)
(5 reviews)
What you get with this Offer
No, really: full disclosure? I took an art class once. Decided to do an oil painting for the final project - scored 3/100 on it. I guess we all have our thing.
Being a copywriter, writing's kind of my thing.
So maybe we should get friendly... you know, with words.
Because all words (paintings, too, unfortunately) establish position. Only the right ones establish market leaders. Choose wisely.
My botched sunset splotches may not get hung in the halls of the Louvre. But my writing's been compared to both F. Scott Fitzgerald and Superman (I am fully aware Superman is not a writer, nor even a real person - but hey, it's a nice compliment).
I guess we all have our thing.
Got copywriting? I'll polish your piece to perfection within 2 days. And I'll spare you the self-promotion - my profile and portfolio can handle that stuff (I've also got over 90 flatteringly-positive client testimonials, including the F. Scott Superman one, and a laundry list of additional show pieces if you'd like to take a look at those).
If your copy fits on a single A4 typed page (and I'm hoping I don't need to mention margin and/or font craziness), I'll make it rock - send 'er on over.
Oh, and in case you were wondering - I made a promise to the universe not to bring any more paintings into existence. It's copywriting all the way down.
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[This Hourlie includes up to 2 draft revisions - and that's not necessarily a hard stop - to ensure your copy comes out exactly as you envision it and converts even better.]
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I can add another A4 page
Additional 1 working day
+$118
What the Freelancer needs to start the work
I've got a great intake form for you. Don't worry, it's not too long. But it is revealing.
I'd also like to take a look at any other information you feel might be helpful, because it probably will be (gold gets mined from the most surprising spots, sometimes). And please don't be shy - I like reading.
Reviews (5)
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Alex E.
London, United KingdomAfter working with Chad on multiple projects we continue to be impressed by his work. Out of all the many pieces of work Chad has completed for our agency we've been absolutely over the moon with the craftsmanship, the quality, and the overall approach to each project. Hardly any amends have been required and when they were Chad was more than happy to accommodate. 5 stars for excellence in all areas :)