Be your renegade writer for the day
$1,160
What you get with this Offer
Imagine your business was so sexy, you couldn’t wait to get up each morning to run it. Imagine the brand was so cool, it pretty much promoted itself through word of mouth and raving reviews.
That’s what I do.
I turn boring, blah businesses into magnetic masterpieces - all with words. Because that’s what business comes down to… words.
A business isn’t a logo or a flashy website, it’s a picture painted in the mind of the customer by the words used to describe it. All you’ve got to do - as my client - is decide what picture you want to paint, and then let me work my magic.
Introducing Copywriting with Balls. A creative writing experience for entrepreneurs and rabble-rousers.
I don’t use hackneyed phrases like “here at so and so, we understand the importance of such and such”, or “we go the extra mile”, or “no job too big or too small” (I could go on forever), because it won’t excite your customer and it won’t excite you. Stoking the fire in your belly to get out there and make some serious coin is just as important to me as giving you a brand that oozes charisma.
There’s nothing worse than having a business you know could be better, that’s lacking an edge you desperately want but can’t seem to grasp.
You want to feel proud, dammit. You want to be dishing out your business cards to anyone who even glances your way. I mean, this venture is your passion, your dream, your future; it’s got to feel right. It’s got to represent you, and you are no shrinking violet. Nobody starts a biz to live quietly, right?
Believe me, now is not the time to shy away from the unconventional, it’s what your customers want. Fearlessness pays.
So, if you’re ready to grab your business by the scruff of its neck, slough off the “meh” and infuse it with so much creativity that charm leaks out of its pores, reach out and touch me (extra points if you can name that tune).
Right now your options are: buying cheap, dropping a couple of hundred quid but ending up no further forward, instead plunging your biz into another vat of blandness that neither seduces your customers nor lights you up.
Or…
Buying really cheap and buying twice because (real talk) that ALWAYS happens.
Your business is your story. The last thing it should be? Is dull.
With salt and sweat (I’m not weird, I live on a boat)
CB
Ps. I’m not remotely the cheapest and my rates aren’t particularly flexible. But don’t let that put you off! Mwah X
That’s what I do.
I turn boring, blah businesses into magnetic masterpieces - all with words. Because that’s what business comes down to… words.
A business isn’t a logo or a flashy website, it’s a picture painted in the mind of the customer by the words used to describe it. All you’ve got to do - as my client - is decide what picture you want to paint, and then let me work my magic.
Introducing Copywriting with Balls. A creative writing experience for entrepreneurs and rabble-rousers.
I don’t use hackneyed phrases like “here at so and so, we understand the importance of such and such”, or “we go the extra mile”, or “no job too big or too small” (I could go on forever), because it won’t excite your customer and it won’t excite you. Stoking the fire in your belly to get out there and make some serious coin is just as important to me as giving you a brand that oozes charisma.
There’s nothing worse than having a business you know could be better, that’s lacking an edge you desperately want but can’t seem to grasp.
You want to feel proud, dammit. You want to be dishing out your business cards to anyone who even glances your way. I mean, this venture is your passion, your dream, your future; it’s got to feel right. It’s got to represent you, and you are no shrinking violet. Nobody starts a biz to live quietly, right?
Believe me, now is not the time to shy away from the unconventional, it’s what your customers want. Fearlessness pays.
So, if you’re ready to grab your business by the scruff of its neck, slough off the “meh” and infuse it with so much creativity that charm leaks out of its pores, reach out and touch me (extra points if you can name that tune).
Right now your options are: buying cheap, dropping a couple of hundred quid but ending up no further forward, instead plunging your biz into another vat of blandness that neither seduces your customers nor lights you up.
Or…
Buying really cheap and buying twice because (real talk) that ALWAYS happens.
Your business is your story. The last thing it should be? Is dull.
With salt and sweat (I’m not weird, I live on a boat)
CB
Ps. I’m not remotely the cheapest and my rates aren’t particularly flexible. But don’t let that put you off! Mwah X
What the Freelancer needs to start the work
A discovery call where I delve deep into your goals / ideas / vision for your business and brand. Contact me to arrange.
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