Insert lines of humor in document (Punch-up)
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Punch-up wherever you find inspiration, but I'm looking for a minimum of two solid lines of humor per page that I can use.
Humor has to be clean, not anti-military, and can't be too connected to TV or movies (Some people won't get it).
The idea is to take a relatively dry writing and make it more engaging.
I'm looking for a three day turnaround. If I like your work, I have many more lessons as I complete them.
I have added a sample paragraph, below.
Looking forward,
PS: Please highlight your lines so I can see them, clearly.
Here is the sample paragraph:
This mindset goes through life, miserable, constantly agitated at the hand he was supposedly dealt at birth and is powerless to change. He always stops short of his goals and chronically doesn't live-up to his true potential. He doesn't take risks because he assumes that he'll fail. Since he doesn't consider himself to be a work-in-progress, when he fails, it crushes him to the core. What should only be considered temporary setbacks are permanent problems for this mindset. The ego takes a direct hit, over and over again, because it can’t process the reality that the finished product is deficient and has come-up short, yet again. Of course he would never admit this to others, but privately he has concluded that he’s a total and complete failure. In a pathetic attempt to deflect these toxic feelings from himself, he blames others for his failures. As a result, demotivation and self-rejection breed rampantly. The person having this mindset will feel the need to endlessly nurse his self-confidence and demand everyone's approval. He only feels successful when he doesn’t make mistakes. He measures himself to everyone else and tries to degrade them so he doesn't feel so badly. His limitation is self-imposed, however. His only REAL disability is the inability to see ability. As a victim of his own mindset, he goes through life limited, constricted, bound-up, like he's ate too many MREs at ITX. His only consolation is that he totally lucked-out with the Pasta Penne, which has Skittles.
Glenndon G.
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Where is your sample paragraph. I can not find any attachment here.
Glenndon G.25 Aug 2017Here is the sample paragraph:
This mindset goes through life, miserable, constantly agitated at the hand he was supposedly dealt at birth and is powerless to change. He always stops short of his goals and chronically doesn't live-up to his true potential. He doesn't take risks because he assumes that he'll fail. Since he doesn't consider himself to be a work-in-progress, when he fails, it crushes him to the core. What should only be considered temporary setbacks are permanent problems for this mindset. The ego takes a direct hit, over and over again, because it can’t process the reality that the finished product is deficient and has come-up short, yet again. Of course he would never admit this to others, but privately he has concluded that he’s a total and complete failure. In a pathetic attempt to deflect these toxic feelings from himself, he blames others for his failures. As a result, demotivation and self-rejection breed rampantly. The person having this mindset will feel the need to endlessly nurse his self-confidence and demand everyone's approval. He only feels successful when he doesn’t make mistakes. He measures himself to everyone else and tries to degrade them so he doesn't feel so badly. His limitation is self-imposed, however. His only REAL disability is the inability to see ability. As a victim of his own mindset, he goes through life limited, constricted, bound-up, like he's ate too many MREs at ITX. His only consolation is that he totally lucked-out with the Pasta Penne, which has Skittles.Abhinandan R.25 Aug 2017Thank you so much for your valuable response. I have sent you a proposal according to your condition. Please look into it.
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Is that price per gag?
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Hi Solen, can you send the sample paragraph as it isn't showing on the page. Also, what's the total existing word count or page count?
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Hi, trying to find the sample paragraph and can't see it anywhere?