WRITING DEMO - 500 words of children's writing.

Hey. I work with lots of writers, but currently don't have anyone that I'd be willing to lose for a long-term project. I'm looking for a writer to write 32 stories, each being 2000 words each, to the specification of the brief attached.
Initially, I just want 500 words to test if you're a good match; this will be for £20. The successful writer will be paid £80 per 2000 word story.

Please review the project scope and select one scenario to write a day one section (500 words) as a sample of your work.
Target age is 3-5-year-olds (pre-k). Also, to ensure you're reading all of this, please incorrectly spell the word 'writer' somewhere in your bid.

This sample needs to be complete by Monday at the latest Monday. The complete 32 stories need to be completed in 10 weeks, so I need 3 - 4 stories a week. Please only bid on this project if you can commit to this project for the next 10 weeks. This must be ready for September, and we need to get them edited too, so mid-August is the absolute latest we can afford to be.