Writer of witty thoughts and expressions

Looking for writers for Aunty Acid

Aunty Acid has over 400k facebook fans
She's sassy smart and funny, are you?
I need a writer who can get into the
mind of this old lady for examples
of the kind of words I need check her out
at gocomics/auntyacid this is the
sort of editorial I,m Looking for
a writer to take on this brief who can
provide me with 30 useable one liners
in the editorial voice of aunty Acid