Write 100 Greetings

I need 100 very short greeting card messages. There will be 10 categories (Birthdays, Congratulations, etc, etc) And so then 10 short messages for each category. Each message should be about 20-30 words.

We are looking for good creativity and its also important to remember these will be read out by actors on video, so needs to work well in a "video" feel more than reading it from text. An example might be:

"Wow, Its Your Birthday! I can't believe how old you are - time really flies. Well have fun, relax and party on!"

We are looking for fun, serious, cute and comedic messages. There will be a lot more, this first 100 is just to start.

I need someone that can start today.