Witty Cocktail Menu Descriptions

Num. of words: 1200
Topic: Cocktail Descriptions
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Extra notes: We are in the process of creating a new Cocktail Bar menu & would like an experienced and witty creative writer to create a 100 word description for each cocktail.

Our theme is 'Literature' & each cocktail is based up a notable public figure:

# Name Cocktail
1 Malcom X Dark n Stormy
2 Fidel Castro Cuba Libre
3 Adolf Hitler Old Fashioned
4 Leopold Von Sacher-Masoch Bloddy Mary
5 Vatsyayana Porn Star Martini
6 Pablo Neruda Dirty Martini
7 George Orwell Penicillin Cocktail
8 Federico Garcia Lorca Rum Punch
9 Confucius Espresson Martini
10 Pablo Coelho Petanque
11 Gustav Le Bon Vieux Carree
12 Donald Trump Suffering Bastard


The description should play upon the personality traits/achievements or failures of the public figure & also incorporate details of the cocktail.

Tone: We are looking for something very witty & humerous