Write an article in spanish about British English insults approx 1500 words

I'm looking for somebody to write an article similar about British English insults and swear words.

I have written the list of insults that I would like included and their general meanings and use. I would need you to write a paragraph for each word. Example articles will be provided. You may need to do background research for some words.
This paragraph should include:
1. the translation or similar word used in Spanish (only if it exists)
2. the meaning and use that I've already written and
3. background information about the insult