Quirky & Hilarious Content Writer: Re-Write 650 Word Blog Post

We are looking for a quirky, witty & hilarious content writer to re-write our blog post on the 5 steps to writing the perfect cv.

UK ONLY - AND IF YOU ARE AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER FROM OUTSIDE OF THE UK...JUST NO NO NO, AHH I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW

Blog Post Title

Unemployed & Watching Netflix? 5 Steps to Write The Perfect CV

Content Length

650 words

Our Audience

- Millennials - Aged: 22 to 35
- They want socially aware jobs that make the world a better place
- They want the perfect job, not just any job
- They want jobs which give them the flexibility and freedom to have the perfect work/life balance

Our Brand Voice

- Quirky
- Funky
- Crazy
- Relatable
- Witty
- Hilarious

Our Content

- Engaging
- Hilarious
- No more than 650 words long
- Relatable titles that actually talk about every day topics

Content Structure

- Hilarious, witty & engaging intro paragraph walking the reader into the topic. Could be described as the world’s best - comedy warm up act
- Main content spit into short paragraphs, each with their own amazing headline (heading 2 - h2 style)
- A killer/memorable outro wrapping up the topic and making them want to share the blog post with their friends

Deliverables:

- Google Doc or Word Doc
- Proofed
- As Per Project Spec
- As Per Required Content Structure

I have another 5 topics if this goes well.