I need an 800-word blog article written.

Num. of articles: 1
Words per article: 800
Information for the blog/website: Spy-related
Industry: Technology
Topic: Spy Equipment/Spying
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Outline & Structure: Blog must be a minimum of 800 words. Original content only, no duplication from anywhere else on the web. Must include the keyword phrase 'spy equipment' at least twice in the article. Possible follow-on blog work if the writing is good enough. Can be on anything spy-related from James Bond to spy drone planes. Can be funny, informative, witty, educational, academic. Any style of writing considered.
Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: Your work will be run through a programme to check copyright.