I need a Funny Song Writing for my Best Man Speech!

Topic: Funny
Tone: Playful
Outline & Structure: Hi,

I'm being the best man to the wedding and although i have a speech written i want to do somthing different and thought a little funny song about the groom would be a great idea. The only problem is im rubbish at writing songs and would prefer it if someone else could write a short funny song about the groom and some of his embarassing moments etc... I'd be able to give you as much information about the groom as you'd like.

Remember i want the song to be funny and to make people laugh, i only need the lyrics as ill be singing it myself. Also i may need someone to create some background music for it so if you can do that or know someone who would be good at it then please let me know.

If you could let me know also how long it will take you to write the song once you have all the information you need that would be great too.
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