Creative Copywriting for Streetwear brand

Num. of words: 500
Website url: http://jamandpat.com
Information for the blog/website: We sell unisex streetwear clothing
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Outline & Structure: I need some copywriting done for the following:

Homepage/Welcome blurb (Heading + blurb - one line/short paragraph around 25-30 words)

About us page (around 300-400 words)

Social media (one line/short paragraph for each)
Facebook: Used for behind the scenes, special offers & competitions etc
Twitter: Used for general mumblings, music, product releases etc
Instagram: Used for product images, inspiration etc

The essence of the brand: Founded in 2014, launching later this year. We aim to provide directional fashion and accessories using exceptional, artistic design and quality. Our products are a men’s cut but we consider our styles to be very much unisex. We appeal to the young-creative’s, urban/underground scene, the street-wise and the fashion conscious from across the globe.

The tone needs to be witty/sharp and playful. An example of this style of copywriting attached.

Examples of the type of designs which are going to be on the first collection of t-shirts are also attached.
Extra notes: The website URL attached is currently just a sign up landing page but you can see the style.