Need someone to write unique descriptions for my e-commerce products.

Number of products: 150
Words per article: 50-75 words
Store url: http://gentlemensjoggers.com
Details about the products: Men's Clothing and Accessories
Tone: Witty/Sharp

Outline & Structure: Write up a short 50-75 word paragraph on each product. You can make it witty and human like. I am NOT looking for generic "Fits great, super comfortable etc. etc."

I need something that appeals to my audience which is Male ages 19-30.


Extra notes: Please read this article on writing product descriptions before writing.

https://www.shopify.ca/blog/8211159-9-simple-ways-to-write-product-descriptions-that-sell