I Need a Video Editor Who Wants to Help me Change the World!

I am creating a Viral Video! I could do with an expert in film editing to help me make it an UNFORGETTABLE experience.
I Genuinely Believe I am onto a Winner and that this video will have a Positive Impact on the World!

I am doing a challenge
I will be saying Bitcoin 100,000 Times in this Video!
I will be saying it 100,000 Times because Bitcoin is going to $100,000!
However I will not be just saying it blandly to a webcam

I have devised many scenes and sketches where I will say Bitcoin in order to make the video more interesting and fun to watch!
It is these scenes and sketches that I need help editing
Each scene will have several minutes of footage and I need your help in order to cut it down to the best moments of the footage in an EPIC, UNFORGETTABLE way!

With a cashless society being pushed upon everyone
Some of the worst affected are the homeless population since many people only carry card these days and have no change
One of the scenes is a homeless scene where there will be a Bitcoin QR code for people to donate Bitcoin to me
(people can then literally scan the QR code on the video and send me Bitcoin)
(ALL of the money donated to me for this video will be then donated to a Homeless Charity)


I have filmed several scenes already and film more everyday
So this is a BIG PROJECT!
The whole project is split into 2 sections
section 1- Scenes (saying bitcoin 1000 Times, over about 60 scenes) (10-20 mins of beginning of video)
Section 2- Saying bitcoin 99,000 times in front of a camera, and maybe a green screen)

I ONLY NEED YOUR HELP COMPLETING SECTION 1 for this project!,
maybe later if interested we can discuss section 2 if I need your help for extra work
BUT I AM ONLY HIRING YOU NOW FOR SECTION 1 !

The mini sketches will have me saying bitcoin a few times each and make the audience laugh at the beginning of the video
EXAMPLE (60 scenes at 10 seconds each= 10 minutes of laughs, gags and randomness!)

Below are some of the scenes I will be filming:-
Regional costumes with accents (saying 'Bitcoin')
Raving to tunes with smoke (saying 'Bitcoin')
Slob munching / watching TV (saying 'Bitcoin')
House tasks eg mopping, washing up (saying 'Bitcoin')
Asleep (saying 'Bitcoin')
gym Training (saying 'Bitcoin')
Outside walk ? (saying 'Bitcoin')
Haircut (saying 'Bitcoin')
Reading - upside down system book (saying 'Bitcoin')
Leccy circuit board (saying 'Bitcoin')
Homeless begging for BTC (Qr code on cardboard) (saying 'Bitcoin')
Fixing under a car (saying 'Bitcoin')
Shower / bubble bath with rubber duck (saying 'Bitcoin')
Sleeping on a train (saying 'Bitcoin')
Sat on bog with newspaper (saying 'Bitcoin')
Lost in forest with flashlight night(saying 'Bitcoin')
Clumsy cooking (saying 'Bitcoin')
Karate chopping eggs getting egged (saying 'Bitcoin')
In the bank queue(saying 'Bitcoin')
Security dragging heels screaming (saying 'Bitcoin')
Top of a mountain (saying 'Bitcoin')
Swimming (saying 'Bitcoin')
Interrogation water dunking (saying 'Bitcoin')
hitting Pinata of bitcoin (saying 'Bitcoin')
3 men in black in shades,lifts shades and says bitcoin (saying 'Bitcoin')
Roll down window, says bitcoin
Feeding bread to ducks (saying 'Bitcoin')
On a swing/ at Park (saying 'Bitcoin')
Brushing teeth (saying 'Bitcoin')
Car surfing (saying 'Bitcoin')
Saying bitcoin in a mirror then mirror gets smashed with bat
Combing hair backwards in mirror (grease film) (saying 'Bitcoin')
Hitchhiking with thumb out (saying 'Bitcoin')
Face mask with hole for mouth (saying 'Bitcoin')
Massage (saying 'Bitcoin')
Bursting out of a smoke filled room with fire alarm going off coughing saying bitcoin (saying 'Bitcoin')
Playing xbox angry throw controller (saying 'Bitcoin')
Led on sofa feeding grapes (saying 'Bitcoin')
Led on sofa feeding pizza (saying 'Bitcoin')
Flipping a table of monopoly (saying 'Bitcoin')
Bitcoin in the sand! (saying 'Bitcoin')
"Deacon + bitcoin" or Bitcoin word or bitcoin symbol carved into tree inside a heart
Evil villain spins round in chair stroking cat (saying 'Bitcoin')
Face pressed against glass (saying 'Bitcoin')
Underwater (saying 'Bitcoin')
Open washing machine camera on inside (saying 'Bitcoin')
Strobe light having a fit (saying 'Bitcoin')
Top of mall shouting into the vent (saying 'Bitcoin')
Feeding pigeons (saying 'Bitcoin')

Kim jung un
Mime
China man
Buddhist monk
Biohazard
Traffic cone
Nun
Friar monk

Bitcoin is a Revolutionary Technology that IS CHANGING the WORLD FOREVER!
I want to raise awareness of Bitcoin with this video
and create a memorable piece of art that people never forget!
THIS IDEA WILL GO VIRAL!
AND THE FACT I AM PREDICTING THE PRICE GOING TO $100,000 BY SAYING IT 100,000 TIMES WILL GET INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES!!

IT IS A BIG PROJECT AND I ONLY WANT THE BEST
PRICE IS NEGOTIABLE AS I CONTINUE TO FILM MORE SCENES EVERYDAY AND SEND YOU MORE SCENES TO EDIT AND ADD TO THE MASTERPIECE

I HAVE POSTED A CLIP FROM HOMELESS BITCOIN SCENE TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT I AM GOING FOR