Website tester/Evaluation

At this moment this is a one-time project that may have the potential to turn it into something more. I am looking for someone that can go on my e-commerce website before I go live and do a full evaluation of the website. I would need you to look at it from the perspective of a consumer as well as a developer. This is a very simple project; I just need you to give me an evaluation in written or a Screen recording form. This needs to be detailed and within 48hrs of hiring I would need the report. This website is for adults only, 18 plus, so if you're not comfortable with 18 plus websites, please do not bid. Thank you.