I need someone to find me the right microphone
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Experience Level: Expert
This is the email I’m about to send out but I’m having trouble finding the right microphone.
Thank you for taking the time to open this email.
Let me ask you this...are you an exceptional speaker? Do you find yourself being the centre of attention often? Do you have a natural ability to socially connect with people? Would you consider yourself to be socially exceptional?
Then read on.
I am currently in the process of hiring a remarkable individual who can help me to vastly improve my social skills in the field. This person will remotely aid my conversations by listening to, and helping me react to my social interactions. You will then speak to the said person through their AirPods telling them what to say. This will be done via Zoom or FaceTime with my mobile device concealed. To assist your monitoring, I will have a small professional mic on my person, which will also be concealed. This will help you hear the conversation going on around them. I will hear your suggestions in my airpod and react accordingly.
My standards are high...very high. So much so that if I choose you, I will pay 1 MILLION POUNDS A YEAR. That is NOT a typo. This is NOT a scam. My goal is to improve my interactions in real-time with help from the most socially adept person I can find.
Please only apply if your extremely good socially this email is going out to more than 30 million people.
I will be testing 3 candidates at a time. A number of tests will occur before I make my decision. If this position interests you, respond swiftly to book a test date with me. This will be done via Zoom/FaceTime.
By responding to this email:
Lastly, technical knowledge is a plus as this process may require troubleshooting to get off the ground. So I’m looking for someone to help me with the technical parts to this also. For example I’m struggling to find the right mic.
For the right candidate, this is a life-changing opportunity. Could that be you? Show your interest, book a test date and let’s find out.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thank you for taking the time to open this email.
Let me ask you this...are you an exceptional speaker? Do you find yourself being the centre of attention often? Do you have a natural ability to socially connect with people? Would you consider yourself to be socially exceptional?
Then read on.
I am currently in the process of hiring a remarkable individual who can help me to vastly improve my social skills in the field. This person will remotely aid my conversations by listening to, and helping me react to my social interactions. You will then speak to the said person through their AirPods telling them what to say. This will be done via Zoom or FaceTime with my mobile device concealed. To assist your monitoring, I will have a small professional mic on my person, which will also be concealed. This will help you hear the conversation going on around them. I will hear your suggestions in my airpod and react accordingly.
My standards are high...very high. So much so that if I choose you, I will pay 1 MILLION POUNDS A YEAR. That is NOT a typo. This is NOT a scam. My goal is to improve my interactions in real-time with help from the most socially adept person I can find.
Please only apply if your extremely good socially this email is going out to more than 30 million people.
I will be testing 3 candidates at a time. A number of tests will occur before I make my decision. If this position interests you, respond swiftly to book a test date with me. This will be done via Zoom/FaceTime.
By responding to this email:
Lastly, technical knowledge is a plus as this process may require troubleshooting to get off the ground. So I’m looking for someone to help me with the technical parts to this also. For example I’m struggling to find the right mic.
For the right candidate, this is a life-changing opportunity. Could that be you? Show your interest, book a test date and let’s find out.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Anna C.
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