Professional email templates for the 1and 1 (1&1) email marketer.

Hi there. Im a UK based business www.telesalesdata.co.uk and in the new year I'm looking at a complete overhaul in design and functionality of this and a few other websites in my portfolio so im looking for a long term partnership.

Initially Im looking for email templates that are seasonal like 1 for halloween, movember,the 12 days of Christmas & Happy New Year, also templates for specific UK dates for instance, St Patrick's Day. There will be the obligatory Monthly Newsletter, and different sales offers like "End of Month". I'm looking for some humor and even sarcasm, I'm happy for the business to be poked some fun at, seeing as not everyone likes to jump out of the shower, run down the stairs to answer the phone and be told they might be eligible for a stair lift, solar panels, or had they considered writing a will...

I am new to PPH so bear with me, and I will negotiate a far price, I just wish I knew how to advertise this job without the freelancers using up credits.

There will be follow on work for the successful designer.

Finally, I am no technical genius so you will have to be able to deal with 1and1 yourself and probably teach me :)