E-book cover designed and illustrated

I'm working on something a little different at the moment which I hope to have out ASAP.

I'm writing a load of comedy P- take reviews of things on Amazon and plan to put them up so I can put on the cover banner style ' at time of printing all reviews are live on amazon.co.uk' Things such as incontinance pads, maracas, how to win over woman books and loads of others. It's going to be a humour based book. Looking on there the books that seem to do well in the humour department seem to have animated style covers.

I'm thinking a few faceless people on the cover, different hair styles, a young one about to lit a banger in the vicar's pocket of something, an old lady pulling a trolly with a few road kill hanging out.

Then obv the title and my name will need to me on there too.

looking to spend no more than £30 if poss (total)