Create spoof band logos using Adobe Illustrator

I am creating a spoof version of a music festival poster. I need a graphic designer with strong Adobe Illustrator skills to create modified versions of some real band logos, which I will use in the poster.

I will provide you with a low-fi mock-up of each logo. I need you to: (a) locate a suitable high quality version of each original logo via Google image search or elsewhere; (b) convert the logo to vector form within Illustrator; (c) modify the logo to change the band name into a spoof version, using the same style and look as the original; (d) ensure the resulting graphic has a transparent background suitable for eventual printing onto a black T-shirt; (e) provide the results in an Illustrator file containing only vector graphics, which I can work further on.

There are 18 logos in total. Note that all of the spoof logos will contain knob gags, e.g. "Metallica" will become "Metallic*ck". Don't apply if you are easily offended. This project will suit a heavy metal fan with a sense of humour.

This is for purely private use and won't be published, so there any no copyright concerns. Don't ask why I want this - it's a silly personal project!