Write you a ten minute play

I can write you a ten minute play in 2 days at a set rate of 55gbp it can be a comedy a tragedy.
It could be in the Greek style
or Shakespearean
Chaucer
or for a piece of Brechtian theater the choice is yours all you have to do is send me the details of what you want, and we could even do a skype chat to clarify some things.