Write the blurb your awesome book deserves

Self-publishing? First e-book? You know how to write at length, but the art of the blurb is a very different beast. With so many free e-books flooding the internet, clearly success is not just about price; it's about the writing. And if you've spent ages crafting the most exciting novel in the world, why let a bland blurb render it invisible?

If you can summarise your magnum opus, I'll distil the best features into an attention-grabbing blurb to make it stand out. Whether you've written a collection of poetry or short fiction, a novel or erotic fanfic, a guidebook or a how-to, get in touch. I'll make it sound awesome.