Write a winning CV/resume using classical rhetoric

I have studied classical rhetoric and marketing; so I can write you a winning* CV/resume to be sent off in an important job application. I will probably get it back to you same-day, but depending on workload, it may be the following day. Hit priority delivery to ensure I get it to you as soon as possible.
So, why should you even get a professionally written CV/resume? Surely that's just a waste of money, I hear you cry.
A CV, or resume, is the first thing your employer looks at. It's a statement of the facts. Your skills, your work history, your qualifications, and your interests. This gives your prospective employer a nice overview of your abilities, and how that's laid out and phrased is critical.
Your CV carries a lot of weight with your employer. A cover letter may tell them of your character, but if they don't think you even have the ability in the first place, nobody's going to hire you. This is where my expertise and experience comes in.
Come get your CV written, and while you're at it, why not have me proof-read your cover letter? It's cheap, and if it gets you a job, it's invaluable.
Once your CV is written, if you need to edit it to add more skills or experience, you already have the template.


*Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee you an interview or a job: Employers can be whimsical and your cover letter or skills may not be what they're looking for. Estimated delivery time if I request information from you and have not received it in time.
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