Write a winning cover letter using classical rhetoric

I have studied classical rhetoric (the scientific method of persuasion through writing) and letter-writing; so I can write you a winning* cover letter to be sent off in an important job application. I will probably get it back to you same-day, but depending on workload, it may be the following day. Hit priority delivery to ensure I get it to you as soon as possible.
So, why should you even get a professionally written cover letter? Surely that's just a waste of money, I hear you cry.
A CV (Also known as a resume) is often just a statement of the facts. Your skills, your work history, your qualifications, and your interests. This gives your prospective employer a nice overview of your abilities, but it tells them nothing of your character. This is where the cover letter comes in.
Your cover letter carries the most weight with your employer. If your cover letter is articulate, interesting, and intelligently written, they will instantly be impressed. Employers are often looking to hire a person over a set of skills. Anyone can list off their skills in a CV, but your cover letter lets them know that you are the kind of person they want in their workplace.
So come get your cover letter written, and while you're at it, why not have me proof-read your CV? You can always use the cover letter as a template anyway and swap around words for future applications.


*Disclaimer: I cannot guarantee you an interview or a job: Employers can be whimsical and your CV may not be up to the scratch they're looking for. This will, however, maximize your chances.
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