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    Write a poem or jingle, rework well known songs, or write any kind of letters

    $45
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    Rating
    93%
    (15 reviews)
    Response time
    Instantly

    • Views 4,200
    • Sales 31
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    wittypoetrytranslationcontent writingsong writing
    • Laura is a better writer than I ever was, hire her at once- William Shakespeare (Via Psychic Medium
       

    What you get with this Offer

    If you're needing a poem in an hour,
    And don't know what to do,
    Hire me! I have the power,
    To get that poem to you!

    Perhaps you need a jingle,
    To put on your new ad,
    Or words to make someone tingle,
    When you made them feel bad,

    Maybe you need a funny song,
    To brighten up the day,
    Well I can have that done in an hour,
    And I really need the pay!

    I am often really funny,
    but I can be serious too,
    and I really need some money,
    so there's nothing I won't do!


    About ME:
    My name is Laura, I am a features and articles writer, Editor and Proofreader. I LOVE writing, especially funny poems and personal writing for people. I am incredibly creative and always go the extra mile to make sure you are over the moon with your pieces!

    I have also done work for PPH themselves, and they have selected my work to feature in their collections gallery, as well as awarding me accolades.

    Please see my other hourlies!

    Get more with Offer Add-ons

    • I can dream up ways to present your poem to the recipient in wonderful, hilarious or loving ways

      Additional 1 working day

      +$6
    • I can include an additional 2 verses (or 8-10 lines) of poetry

      Additional 1 working day

      +$13
    • I can deliver all work in 1 working day
      +$13

    What the Freelancer needs to start the work

    This hourlie will provide roughly 6 verses consisting of 4-6 lines of poetry in each verse. I'm happy to add extra content as required for a small additional charge.

    Just let me know your theme and any specifics, and a contact email address. I LOVE working personal pieces into poems and can really make them personalised, so anything you can think to work into the poem just let me know!

    Reviews (15)

    • 27 Feb 2016 Jacek J.
      Jacek J.
      Daventry, United Kingdom

      Thank you

    • 18 Jul 2014 Kirsty M.
      Kirsty M.
      Glasgow, United Kingdom

      Beyond brilliant again

    • 21 May 2014 Kirsty M.
      Kirsty M.
      Glasgow, United Kingdom

      As always a perfect score for a very clever lady

      Laura T.
      Laura T.

      Thanks Kirsty,

      It's always an absolute pleasure to work with you :)

    • 08 Jan 2014 Russell S.
      Russell S.
      Radlett, United Kingdom

      Laura got the idea quickly and produced some really imaginative copy. Intelligent and poignant rather than just fillers. A great find and someone I'd use again without hesitation. Already thinking about her next assignment!

      Laura T.
      Laura T.

      Absolute pleasure working with you Russ, I look forward to what's in store!

    • 11 Nov 2013 Zac T.
      Zac T.
      London, United Kingdom

      Laura did a fantastic job for me. She was friendly, approachable and the result was funny and punchy poem which fulfilled the brief. Thanks Laura :-)

    • 23 Sep 2013 David S.
      David S.
      Dallas, United States

      Laura did her usual awesome job. Great wordsmith, great attitude!

    • 12 Jun 2013 David S.
      David S.
      Dallas, United States

      This is the second hourlie that I've done with Laura and continue to be so happy with her work!

    • 12 Jun 2013 David S.
      David S.
      Dallas, United States

      Laura has been great fun to work with and very professional! The copy have been so great that I plan to have her do several more poems right away!! Thanks Laura!

    • 12 Jun 2013 Kirsty M.
      Kirsty M.
      Glasgow, United Kingdom

      Definetly using again! Laura was responsive, clever and great to work with. Thanks v much

    • 17 Apr 2013 Theresa D.
      Theresa D.
      Napanoch, United States

      Laura was creative and professional. She was also able to complete the job in a timely manner. I would highly recommend her services.

      Laura T.
      Laura T.

      Thank you for such a fun job! I hope you liked it!!

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    $45
    Delivery in
    2 days
    Rating
    93%
    (15 reviews)
    Response time
    Instantly

    • Views 4,199
    • Sales 31
    • 24
    Amount of days required to complete work for this Offer as set by the freelancer.
    Rating of the Offer as calculated from other buyers' reviews.
    Average time for the freelancer to first reply on the workstream after purchase or contact on this Offer.
    Laura T.
    Laura T.
    Writer, Transcriptionist, Customer Service, Admin and PR!

    My business depends on the success of yours! If you aren't happy, I won't accept payment- so I can guarantee I am the most hardworking and conscientious freelancer available....Read moreMy business depends on the success of yours!

    If you aren't happy, I won't accept payment- so I can guarantee I am the most hardworking and conscientious freelancer available. My business depends on the success of yours!

    I am a versatile and enthusiastic person, who revels in doing a job and doing it well! I will exceed every expectation. I can help with almost any aspect of day to day life, personal and business.

    I primarily WRITE, and once had the pleasure of being chosen by the PPH team to do some writing on their behalf. I love to write funny and witty pieces, poems and scripts.

    I am excellent at organizing ANYTHING, I am highly motivational and have helped people from planning a cross-country move, an excellent party or gesture, item sourcing at the best price or shaping your life for the better. I can write things, do things, and plan things.

    I am a skilled transcriber. I have previously worked in programme transcription, providing subtitles for the hard of hearing.

    I have an extensive background in Customer Service/IT Support, for Global companies, and I pride myself in serving others. I am efficient and cost effective as I like to get the job done. Productivity IS my lunch.

    In addition to my knowledge, I enjoy researching for content, and meticulously fact check every piece I create.

    I am honest and reliable, if I think something is beyond my skills I will not take it on. I am very imaginative, and I can come up with great stories, images etc. I win a lot of creative thinking competitions. I also have access to two fantastic photographers, with an extensive portfolio of amazing images. Together we can do anything from taking a business idea from concept to advertisement, to planning a special event or ceremony and documenting it.

    So if you find yourself in need of another pair of hands for WHATEVER, give me a shout. I will take the job with a smile on my face, and will only be paid if you are more than satisfied!

    Thanks for reading!

    Laura

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