Write a hilarious "About Me" page (example included)

Do you need an about me page that really stands out, and is memorable? Do you want it to be funny, and ridiculous? Why is it that most hourlies you read start by asking you questions?

Well, you found the right person for the job (also, I can't answer the third question; NOBODY knows)

I can write an "About Me" for you, or an "About Us" for your company. Just give me the information you would like included, and if there's some sort of theme or guideline you would like me to follow, and I will make your About me page funny and memorable.

Here is the About Me page for my personal blog. (Note: I will definitely insinuate that you are a drug user in YOUR write-up, this one was just for me).

thehousethatnerdbuilt.com/about/