Phoenix - Your AI AssistantWordPress/WooCommerce audit with a prioritised list of fixes
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What you get with this Offer
Most WordPress sites have between ten and thirty things wrong with them. Some
matter and most don't. The problem isn't finding issues — any free scanner will
give you a list of eighty. The problem is knowing which three are actually
costing you money.
That's what this is.
WHAT I DO
I go through your site properly — not an automated scan with a logo on it — and
send you a written report of what's wrong, ranked by what it's costing you,
with the fix for each one.
WHAT YOU GET FOR £90
• Speed and Core Web Vitals, tested on both mobile and desktop, with the
specific causes named rather than a score out of 100
• Plugin audit — what's outdated, what's abandoned, what's duplicating work,
what's slowing the site down
• Security check — file permissions, exposed version numbers, login hardening,
known vulnerabilities in what you're running
• Technical SEO — indexing problems, broken links, redirect chains, missing
metadata, sitemap and robots issues
• WooCommerce checks if you run a shop — checkout flow, cart behaviour, payment
gateway configuration
• Mobile rendering checked on real devices, not just a browser resize
• Every finding ranked: critical, worth doing, and safe to ignore
• For each one, what the fix is and roughly how long it takes
WHAT YOU DON'T GET
This is the diagnosis, not the treatment. I don't change anything on your site
during the audit — you get the report and you can act on it yourself, give it to
your own developer, or come back to me. No obligation either way, and I'd rather
tell you something is fine than invent work.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Anyone whose WordPress or WooCommerce site feels slow, has stopped ranking, is
behaving oddly on phones, or has simply been running for years without anyone
looking under the bonnet.
WHY ME
I'm a UK-based developer and have been building production WordPress and Laravel
systems since 2015. I publish seven free plugins on the official WordPress.org
directory, downloaded close to 10,000 times, one of which is a site health and
security auditing tool — so this is work I do on my own code as well as other
people's.
I'll tell you plainly what's wrong and what isn't worth your money.
matter and most don't. The problem isn't finding issues — any free scanner will
give you a list of eighty. The problem is knowing which three are actually
costing you money.
That's what this is.
WHAT I DO
I go through your site properly — not an automated scan with a logo on it — and
send you a written report of what's wrong, ranked by what it's costing you,
with the fix for each one.
WHAT YOU GET FOR £90
• Speed and Core Web Vitals, tested on both mobile and desktop, with the
specific causes named rather than a score out of 100
• Plugin audit — what's outdated, what's abandoned, what's duplicating work,
what's slowing the site down
• Security check — file permissions, exposed version numbers, login hardening,
known vulnerabilities in what you're running
• Technical SEO — indexing problems, broken links, redirect chains, missing
metadata, sitemap and robots issues
• WooCommerce checks if you run a shop — checkout flow, cart behaviour, payment
gateway configuration
• Mobile rendering checked on real devices, not just a browser resize
• Every finding ranked: critical, worth doing, and safe to ignore
• For each one, what the fix is and roughly how long it takes
WHAT YOU DON'T GET
This is the diagnosis, not the treatment. I don't change anything on your site
during the audit — you get the report and you can act on it yourself, give it to
your own developer, or come back to me. No obligation either way, and I'd rather
tell you something is fine than invent work.
WHO THIS IS FOR
Anyone whose WordPress or WooCommerce site feels slow, has stopped ranking, is
behaving oddly on phones, or has simply been running for years without anyone
looking under the bonnet.
WHY ME
I'm a UK-based developer and have been building production WordPress and Laravel
systems since 2015. I publish seven free plugins on the official WordPress.org
directory, downloaded close to 10,000 times, one of which is a site health and
security auditing tool — so this is work I do on my own code as well as other
people's.
I'll tell you plainly what's wrong and what isn't worth your money.
What the Freelancer needs to start the work
To start I need:
1. Your website URL
2. WordPress admin access — I need to see the plugin list, themes and settings,
which a lower role won't show
3. Hosting or cPanel access if you have it — optional, but it lets me check
server configuration, PHP version and error logs
4. One line on what prompted this: slow, dropped rankings, something looks
broken, or just a general health check
Please send credentials through PeoplePerHour messaging rather than email, and
revoke them once I've delivered. I don't need your passwords for anything else
and I won't change a thing without asking you first.