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    Make em laugh (compose witty, funny or snappy text)

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    • Ben said  Superb writing - totally nailed the tone and comedy we were after.
       
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    What you get with this Offer

    If you want to reach your customers and I mean really reach them... Hit them in the funny bits...

    I can write funny, witty, and clever pieces designed to get your customers attention and keep it...

    Just have a look at my latest feedback from satisfied customers who come back again and again...

    For this hourly you'll get a 500-word gem...

    You pick the topic and the tone and I'll get at it...

    Do you want to waste your money having some bored housewife rewrite a Wikipedia page for you? Or do you want to make an impact?

    What the Freelancer needs to start the work

    I'll need anything you can give me.

    Reviews (20)

    • 15 Nov 2022 MB B.
      MB B.
      Rotherhithe, United Kingdom

      Quick turn around and hilarious! Loved it!

    • 03 Nov 2022 Regina M.
      Regina M.
      London, United Kingdom

      Lovely working with Neil as aways. Such a kind soul and great communicator with unreal skill set.

    • 29 Sep 2022 Regina M.
      Regina M.
      London, United Kingdom

      Neil is a world-class copywriter. Hope to work with him for a very long time!

    • 28 Sep 2022 Mad about the Rhythm
      Mad about the Rhythm
      Chessington, United Kingdom

      I knew from Neil’s reviews that his work was going to be good, but I wasn’t prepared for how good it was. The man’s a genius!!

      Neil C.
      Neil C.

      You are too kind thank you

    • 07 Sep 2022 Regina M.
      Regina M.
      London, United Kingdom

      Another awesome piece!

    • 02 Sep 2022 Regina M.
      Regina M.
      London, United Kingdom

      The BEST! Such a unique copywriter, you will never want to work with anyone else - 9/10 I don't even ask him to revise.

      Neil C.
      Neil C.

      Aw fanks... any time lady!

    • 29 Apr 2022 Graham D.
      Graham D.
      London, United Kingdom

      What A Pro! Funny and done exactly as needed. Thank you, Neil!

    • 29 Apr 2022 Regina M.
      Regina M.
      London, United Kingdom

      Amazing as always! Best copywriter on PPH

      Neil C.
      Neil C.

      aw... you're the best x

    • 17 Jan 2022 Regina M.
      Regina M.
      London, United Kingdom

      Neil is an absolute copywriting genius. He’s one of the funniest and smartest writers I know! Absolutely over the moon to have unearthed such a rare gem here, on PPH. Very reasonably priced too, I think he should definitely charge more. Look forward to working with you again :)

      Neil C.
      Neil C.

      Thank you for your kind words... it was a pleasure working with you... on to the next adventure...

    • 21 Sep 2021 Andy O.
      Andy O.
      Cape Town, South Africa

      Awesome

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    $40
    1
    Delivery in
    3 days
    Rating
    100%
    (20 reviews)
    Response time
    within a few days

    • Views 5,301
    • Sales 22
    • 16
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    Rating of the Offer as calculated from other buyers' reviews.
    Average time for the freelancer to first reply on the workstream after purchase or contact on this Offer.
    Neil C.
    Neil C.
    TOPCERT Wordsmith / Journalist / Screenwriter / Social Media Master / Ghostwriter / Creative Genius / Pitch Writer

    Ace of most trades, Jack of some... Thanks for spending time with me. You'll want the facts first. I am a writer, a multi-published NCTJ qualified journalist, travel...Read moreAce of most trades, Jack of some...

    Thanks for spending time with me.

    You'll want the facts first.

    I am a writer, a multi-published NCTJ qualified journalist, travel writer, award-winning screenwriter and all round textual exemplar.

    This is what I do...

    Craft effective, striking and engaging copy to nudge your numbers up.

    Improve your existing text by taking my copy-chainsaw and cutting out the rot.

    Forge product descriptions, product names and brand identities loud enough to last lifetimes.

    Take your audience by the throat and hold them up against the wall. Or... take them so far out of the box they'll forget there ever was one.

    We all have gifts, putting words in order is mine.

    I am a multi-published writer from Chap Magazine to Space Monsters. I also write a geek-chic blog and dabble in the crypto-markets. I've written an award-winning short film and my first sitcom is now in the hands of one of the UK's top production companies. (There's talk of a six-part series...)

    I've written copy for thousands of websites, from 'Mom-and-Pop-one-man-bands' to 'Fortune 500s'. To date, my crowdfunding pitches have raised over £1.000,000 (and rising). I've written 'about us' pages, mission statements, restaurant reviews, product descriptions, advice for top-flight CEOs, video game stories, comic books and pretty much everything you can think of.

    I don't ask much and am looking for reasonably paid creative work.

    If you're looking for witty text to enthuse and entice, then pour yourself a cuppa because you've found your man.

    Area Covered:

    Tech: A.I. - Machine Learning - VR, AR and Mixed Reality - Drone Tech - 3d Printing and Fast Prototyping - Defence - Components - Gaming - IOT

    Finance: Fintech - Crypto/Blockchain - SAAS - Payments - APIs - Esoterics - IFA -

    Personal Development: Coaching - Counselling - Wellness - Self-help

    Gaming: Board Gaming - CCGs - Video gaming - Retro – MMOs – Testing – Rules / Flavour Text – Narrative

    Crowdfunding: Kickstarter - IndieGoGo – Go Fund Me – Growth deck – Seedrs – CrowdCube – Patreon – TeeSpring

    I also have specialist knowledge in youth & popular culture, music, musical instruments, arts, films, collecting, entrepreneurial flair, games, events, relationships, secret societies, blockchain and crowdfunding.

    I've worked in creative fields from the age of 17... from promoting to writing and pretty much everything else.

    I am as yet undefeated by Adobe software and I'm a dab hand at Cubase and Final Cut / Draft and Sony Vegas too...

    United Kingdom
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