Phoenix - Your AI AssistantClean up Claude / ChatGPT output — code, prose, formatting
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What you get with this Offer
You wrote something with Claude or ChatGPT and it's almost there — but the rhythm is off, the em-dashes are a giveaway, and three paragraphs say the same thing in slightly different ways. I'll fix that.
What I clean up
• AI slop: hedging language, throat-clearing, "It's important to note that…", "In conclusion…", "delve", "tapestry", "vibrant"
• Em-dash overuse and the "not X — but Y" pattern that screams AI
• Redundant paragraphs that say the same thing twice
• Lists where prose would land harder, prose where lists would scan faster
• Tone mismatch — making it sound like a person wrote it, not a model
• Code that almost works: missing imports, wrong variable scope, the function that calls itself wrong, the API call with the deprecated parameter
• Markdown formatting that's broken or over-engineered (12 levels of nested headings)
What you get
• A clean, edited version with track-changes or a side-by-side diff so you can see what I changed and why
• Brief note on the patterns I cleaned up, so you can spot them yourself next time
• Up to ~2,000 words OR ~300 lines of code per turnaround at this tier — for bigger jobs, see add-ons or message me
Premium positioning
I work with Claude every day. I know exactly what its output sounds like and how to make it not sound like that. UK/Switzerland based, native English, senior engineer — so I can edit both prose and code with the same care.
Delivery: 2 days, fast track available.
What I clean up
• AI slop: hedging language, throat-clearing, "It's important to note that…", "In conclusion…", "delve", "tapestry", "vibrant"
• Em-dash overuse and the "not X — but Y" pattern that screams AI
• Redundant paragraphs that say the same thing twice
• Lists where prose would land harder, prose where lists would scan faster
• Tone mismatch — making it sound like a person wrote it, not a model
• Code that almost works: missing imports, wrong variable scope, the function that calls itself wrong, the API call with the deprecated parameter
• Markdown formatting that's broken or over-engineered (12 levels of nested headings)
What you get
• A clean, edited version with track-changes or a side-by-side diff so you can see what I changed and why
• Brief note on the patterns I cleaned up, so you can spot them yourself next time
• Up to ~2,000 words OR ~300 lines of code per turnaround at this tier — for bigger jobs, see add-ons or message me
Premium positioning
I work with Claude every day. I know exactly what its output sounds like and how to make it not sound like that. UK/Switzerland based, native English, senior engineer — so I can edit both prose and code with the same care.
Delivery: 2 days, fast track available.
What the Freelancer needs to start the work
To start I'll need: (1) the text or code you want cleaned up, pasted in or attached; (2) the tone/audience you're aiming for (formal report? casual blog? technical docs?); (3) anything specific you've been told to fix or avoid; (4) for code: the language, framework, and what it's supposed to do. I'll come back with the cleaned version + a short note on the patterns I removed.