Short funny story

Short funny story on how to start your own business when you have nothing but an idea and no money. Joke about what hoops the government makes you jump through and how the taxman and the benefit agency is hounding you like wolves at your door at the mere mention of you trying to earn more money.

I need a UK writer, so as you are familiar with our system.

I also need my website mentioned as the reason for his/her saviour in making his idea work.
Give me a fix price and number of words you will provide please.
I need ASAP