Re-writing

I have a book that I would like re-written. The ideal re-write would be to satirize / parody the original, also adding plenty of metaphor and simile.
To simplify matters the characters' and place names can be retained.
I would like to mail you the first four or five pages for you to assess and decide
whether you would like to attempt this job.
You can let your imagination run riot: you can be sardonic and sarcastic and
have fun with words.
Best of all, for you, there is something to work with; you do not have to start from "scratch".