Looking for funny rhyming poem- suitable for corporate :)

I am looking for a funny poem to be written for a group of people at the end of a programme. I will send over some text about the experiences we have had I would love to be able to show my gratitude with a poem at the end of our time together.

Looking for- clever, quirky, funny, professional :) This is very tight timeline.... if all goes well I have another one as well which I think I would like.

It would probably be 8-10 verses, so long enough to make an impact, not so long that goes on!

Thank you! Needing your literacy magic to help me. This is a project to be completed immediately