I need some creative funny article blog post written for my website

I am expecting the article to be funny entertaining.Pleas note it wil be a blog post each article.The core of the article is regarding the fashion trend my outfit choice.It doesn't have to be long max 400 or world or less.I would like to hire only from UK or America.I will pay £10 per article.Pleas note you don't have to do any research regarding the article.It will be rewriting on original content in a funny way.I would like to see one work example which you completed earlier.Looking forward to do business with you.Preferably if one is completed I would like this person in long term.Montly 5 article or blog post.