I need a professional creative writer

Kind of writing: Humor
Num. of words: 1500
Topic: Mysteries, history, dark side of man etc
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Extensive research needed: yes
Extra notes: At Great Content Seo we are looking for creative writers who can create a list of 10 (things eg top 10 cities that are not inhabited, 10 Worst Presidents who weren't, etc). Our readers have very particular tastes. We aim at offering lists that our readers love to read. As such, we are looking for lists that our readers would read and exclaim Wow! If you tailor your submission to these tastes, you will have a chance of having your list accepted. We receive a lot of lists that we have rejected so this point cannot be stressed enough.
We aim at seeing lists about mysteries, dark side of man, secrets, facts or misconceptions and history. Our submissions are Top 10 Lists about any of the above things. For instance Top 10 Evil Men, Top 10 Evil Human Experiences, etc Be warned: we all know that Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao performed evil acts. We don’t need to hear more about them. If you can tie the list into history it will be even more popular; for example the Gilles de Rais is a fascinating character and his inclusion on a list made it even the more popular. But we have already had him on a list so don’t include him unless it for some completely unexpected reason . . . such as Top 10 Evil Men Who Weren’t, for example.

Think of a unique topic that our readers would want to read again and again. If you can offer amazing lists on anything, then you are the person we are looking for a long time contract.