Funny script writing

Num. of words: 9 minutes
Topic: Lego stop motion
Tone: Other
Extensive research needed: yes
Extra notes: I am doing my first ever Lego animation stop motion for my channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nLyVcwmEoIkREPBORx4Eg

the animation is about two housemates living in their house when an agent breaks in to hide out and then henchmen and a bad guy breaks into the house to kill them but they fight back and then friends come to help. the script needs to be SUPER hilarious so you need to be a really funny person. the animation will have a lot of swearing in it (F word and S word etc) and since this is my first animation make it easy for me to animate. the animation will be 7-9minutes so message me for details on the characters names and things to remember.

example animation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGRXMbQL4l0&t=210s

example animation 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D6raESvQvA&t=1006s (skip to 12:05 for the animation)

I'm going for something like that so please bid.