Elevator Speech

I need to create a compelling and/or funny elevator speech when people ask me what I do. I own Peace of Mind Pest Control. Just saying I own a pest control company or we do pest control is really boring boring, people loose interest very fast. So I wanted to be creative in the way I approach answering that question and creating the opportunity for them to want to work with our pest control company, even though pest control can be scary or boring to most people. Maybe a few witty comments to get a laugh or a story that tell what I do in a fun way.