Creative writing about shirt shopping.
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Experience Level: Entry
Estimated project duration: Not sure
Num. of words: We currently have 200, it should be 250 - 300.
Topic: Shopping
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Extra notes: We are looking for someone creative to write about the typical in store shirt shopping experience for men. This will be part of an email in a sales funnel for our store selling custom dress shirts. Please have a look: http://www.shirtsmyway.com.
The points we want to relay across in a creative way are:
- Shirt shopping for men is a hassle when going to a store.
- Standard sized shirts don’t fit well. Specifically it’s the three biggest problems in shirt shopping for men: the collar being too tight, the sleeves being too short or long, and a baggy waist.
I have included the piece of writing below we’d like you to work on. We need to you to add more sentences to each paragraph as well as improve the current text doing so in the same tone and a fast paced style. I have attached an image of what the entire email will look like. We’d like you to take it from here and get the points mentioned above in the style we’ve done. As you can see the text we've written is not flowing well and that’s why we’d like you to sort out the last few wrinkles to make it witty and smooth. This should be written for Americans.
If this is done well, we may have a lot more work for you.
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Jump in the car. Stop. Refuel on the way. Go. Find parking. Locate store. Cleverly dodge sales person.
See a shirt you like. Wait in fitting room line with middle aged women. Wrestle off heavy winter jacket. Put on shirt. Shirt big enough around waist to fit two of you. Curse quietly. Look at watch.
Find new shirt. Wait in line. Wrestle off jacket. Put on shirt. Collar so tight you see stars. Panic briefly. Look at watch.
Grab another shirt. Wait. Wrestle. Put on shirt. Sleeves so short you look like The Hulk. Breathe slowly. Look at watch.
Sales person slides over. Calm. Down. Sir. Sales person discreetly reveals store secret: “It’ll be raining blue elephants before you find a shirt that fits both your neck and arm length. Also want a good fit around the waist? You're better off buying a lottery ticket.”
Realize nothing in the store will fit you exactly right. Look at watch. Sigh. Fork over cash.
Arrive home. Wife feeds you sarcasm: Do they fit this time? Shirt comes on. Wife laughs. You blink. Awesome. No shopping till next year... Following day. Collar button pops off.
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Topic: Shopping
Tone: Witty/Sharp
Extra notes: We are looking for someone creative to write about the typical in store shirt shopping experience for men. This will be part of an email in a sales funnel for our store selling custom dress shirts. Please have a look: http://www.shirtsmyway.com.
The points we want to relay across in a creative way are:
- Shirt shopping for men is a hassle when going to a store.
- Standard sized shirts don’t fit well. Specifically it’s the three biggest problems in shirt shopping for men: the collar being too tight, the sleeves being too short or long, and a baggy waist.
I have included the piece of writing below we’d like you to work on. We need to you to add more sentences to each paragraph as well as improve the current text doing so in the same tone and a fast paced style. I have attached an image of what the entire email will look like. We’d like you to take it from here and get the points mentioned above in the style we’ve done. As you can see the text we've written is not flowing well and that’s why we’d like you to sort out the last few wrinkles to make it witty and smooth. This should be written for Americans.
If this is done well, we may have a lot more work for you.
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Jump in the car. Stop. Refuel on the way. Go. Find parking. Locate store. Cleverly dodge sales person.
See a shirt you like. Wait in fitting room line with middle aged women. Wrestle off heavy winter jacket. Put on shirt. Shirt big enough around waist to fit two of you. Curse quietly. Look at watch.
Find new shirt. Wait in line. Wrestle off jacket. Put on shirt. Collar so tight you see stars. Panic briefly. Look at watch.
Grab another shirt. Wait. Wrestle. Put on shirt. Sleeves so short you look like The Hulk. Breathe slowly. Look at watch.
Sales person slides over. Calm. Down. Sir. Sales person discreetly reveals store secret: “It’ll be raining blue elephants before you find a shirt that fits both your neck and arm length. Also want a good fit around the waist? You're better off buying a lottery ticket.”
Realize nothing in the store will fit you exactly right. Look at watch. Sigh. Fork over cash.
Arrive home. Wife feeds you sarcasm: Do they fit this time? Shirt comes on. Wife laughs. You blink. Awesome. No shopping till next year... Following day. Collar button pops off.
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