Amazing Copywriter needed for inspiring electoral statement

Hello
I am searching for someone able to help on this project TODAY. Sorry for the last minute post. It’s a 300 word statement for a board election. I’ll give you everything about me and you’ll write the statement for me to convince the board why I should be a member. It needs to be short, bold, with a bit of fun and wit.

Project Details

Type of copywriting: 300-word election statement
Length of copy / word count: 300
Subject: Board Membership
Knowledge of subject: Maybe, I don't mind
Language(s): English
Language level: Native (first language)
Delivery date: 25/03/2021