I need a parody writing

I am joining this high-end society club made up of some high powered Wall Street finance types that I am required to do a parody skit in front of.

The skit must be funny and contain something that relates to Wall Street/Finance industry. Feel free to be innovative a poem (which should rhyme) or a parody of a famous piece of writing (I was thinking about the something like the Gettysburg Address). I can poke fun at myself and need make fun of Wall Street and also political events. You can be edgy, though harshly off color or scatological topics should be handled with due care.