I need 300 tweets by end of the day

Num. of words: unsure
Topic: College lectures
Tone: Informal/Casual
Outline & Structure: I need 200 tweets written about college lectures involving the subjects of english, history, math, and science. They do not have to be evenly disbursed. Can be about boredom, excitement, happy, amused... Should sound like a college kid writing them. I need them to be in excel all on separate lines.

For example: Without a #smartphone I would die of boredom #historyclass #needmoresleep

Another example: #lectureday can someone just take notes for me #dontwant2

Another: Prof H is rockin it today good thing I came to class #rockstar #moredayslikethis
Extensive research needed: no
Extra notes: Let me know if you have questions