Content writer for my blog

I am looking for someone to write content for my website www.MissMeowni.com. The type of content to be written will be:
1. Blog writing (generally about the cats habits, cat care, cat news, cat themed fashion)
2. Product description writing. Details will be provided, you will have to make it sound interesting.
3. Quora Post writing. Participating in relevant Quora threads.

Women content writers will be preferred as the stuff we sell is female focussed. Content writers having cats would be given preference as they would understand the emotions which one undergoes when he/she has a cat.

There will be around 20-25 content to be written in a month. Mostly blogs (of around 500-600 words but multiple images). On demand, it will be product description. Willing to pay 1cent per word for product description writing. $7 for each blog. You will have to search for the images yourself. For website products I will provide the pictures.

I need someone who can keep the articles funny and witty. Some blogs might have 10-12 pictures of cats and you will be required to provide witty 1 liners for them.